things we make em say

at the door, the protocal for those taking the cover is to get the $, to those entering, the protocal is to get out of paying it.
to make both parties happy, I've created a "pass phrase" system.

Basically, it goes a little something like:
a statement you have to say like you mean
an answer to a question
an example of something

so far:
"You are ridiculously good looking"

"Im here for the gang bang"

Tell the door man a joke

Sing the door man a song

Either
1. say and explain a yiddish word
2. explain how the easter bunny is relevant to easter

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Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.